QUOTE OF THE DAY

june 16 2005:
Would you play Dreidel? XDD *imagines a bunch of bored Jewish kids with a Playstation* ~jesse

sept 7 2005:
"its like a cucomber of the sea, but i dunno what it is." ~ maps.

sept 14:
"minus 5000 points from slytherin for being pompus ass-holes!"

nov 9 2005:
gazelle: SWEATURW VWEST
yuki: MHMMM
yuki: MOOSE
gazelle: MOOOOOOSE????
yuki: THE MOOSE LOVES YOU AND WANTS YOUR HEAD
gazelle: noooooooooooooo! *sniffs really hard* DIE MOOSE DIIIIIE
yuki: ALAS! the flaming dead bandit kidnaps the moose before you can kill it dead!
gazelle: nnnnooooo
yuki: *crazy darth vader no*
gazelle: es
gazelle: yes rather
yuki: HAH! rather.
yuki: i dont know why that was funny

nov day 2005
lily: when i grow up i wanna be a fetus!
gazelle: a hodown is not when a ho is shot in battle

dec 4 2005
lily: And my cat's meowing at me.
yuki: and i'm typing at you
lily: XD That lacks intimidation.
yuki: GRAH!
yuki: how bout now?
lily: Sorry, no. XD
yuki: damn

dec someday 2005
"a long long time ago in a galexy far far away, YOUR MOM!"

FETUS!-verious

dec12 2005
"theres no christmas in hell"

dec21 2005
*commenting on my characters* "I love them all equally, but I like Devon more equal than the rest of them" -Neko-D

jan7 2006
yuki: gnorbu?
claudia: Qua?
yuki: [link]
claudia: ;] What the devil?
yuki: its a llama
yuki: +gnome
claudia: Except technicolored.
yuki: lawn gnomes are technocolored
yuki: *pictures raving lawngnomes*
claudia: What kind of crazy gnomes are YOU buying??
claudia: XDD
yuki: i think this needs to be drawn
claudia: XD Perhaps.

jan15 2006:
(talking about harry potter fans)
yukipantz: i wonder how JK rowling feels about all this...
Chrisok: shes proly laughing it up
yukipantz: or siting in a dark corner crying
Chrisok: no wait *in response to the hadrid/snape pic* jk: darn now I have to change the ending to the 6th book
yukipantz: XD
Chrisok: and thats why dumbledore died, yep
yukipantz: omg
Chrisok: fan fics killed dumbledore, I must spread the word

jan20 2006
yukipantz: el gato es en mis zapatos de pez queso
THEcrazedgazelle: the cat is en your shoes of cheese fish
yukipantz: yes
THEcrazedgazelle: XD I said en
yukipantz: yea
yukipantz: you did
yukipantz: donde esta mi alce de queso?
THEcrazedgazelle: Su alce de queso es en mi pelo. El baila con los pupitres.
yukipantz: the moose is in your hair. its dancing with the something or other
yukipantz: ?
THEcrazedgazelle: your moose of cheese in in my hair. He is dancing with the desks.
yukipantz: XD
yukipantz: i love that moose
THEcrazedgazelle: go moose.
yukipantz: bailar alce! BAILAR!
THEcrazedgazelle: Felicitaciones! Su alce es encinta!
yukipantz: i totally dont understand!
yukipantz:
THEcrazedgazelle: Congratulations! Your moose is pregnant!
yukipantz: dude. i seriously just lol'd
THEcrazedgazelle: way to lawl
yukipantz: *will quote of the day this*
THEcrazedgazelle: XDD
THEcrazedgazelle: Ah, si solamente el sol estaba en sus pantalones. Entonces podría hacer ensalada de atún. Usted Pera Espinosa.
yukipantz: something about pants
THEcrazedgazelle: I translated it with an online translator: Oh, if only the sun was in your pants. Then I could make a tuna salad. You Prickly Pear
THEcrazedgazelle: but if you translate what it gave me,
THEcrazedgazelle: it says: Oh, if only the sun was in its pants. Then it would be able to do salad of tuna. You Thorny Pear.
yukipantz: LAWL'D

during the musical some time:
"pardon my french but where the hell is my wallet?" ~Mystitat

feb 2006:
"i'm not drinking out of that its barbarian!"~ClaudiaVice

march 31 2006:
frankie munez: "BITCH! thats cheating i'm not dead yet!" quoted from Stay Alive.

april 11 2006:
"No. There is no time for apathy when you've got a cult to lead." -~ClaudiaVice

april 15 2006:
"i like tomatoes, but do they like being raped? NO!" -~Anieuwings

may 9 2006:
"no i'll die of natural causes, like getting hit by a blimp" -~EthansKittyGirl

may 26 2006:
"YOUR MOM IS DEAD OR FICTIONAL!" -me

July 6 2006:
Jessie: WHY HASNT THIS FANFIC UPDATED?!
yuki: to spite you
Jessie: *cries!*
Jessie: *shakes and explodes from lack of fanfic*
yuki: but PIRATES
Jessie: ...true
Jessie: I cant die before I see my OTP happen
yuki: thats the spirit
Jessie: Or before I watch Jack be gay all up in Norrington's hizzle

July17 2006:
"happy people are an urban myth created by the government" ~chrisok

Sept 17 2006:
guy talking to Nat: I dont want to buy her anything, should I bang her?

Seot18 2006:
oon that note I disappear into the night that is the day, for I am the totoro that lurks ausipiciously in your forest, for I am darkwing duck! -~chrisok

Oct2 2006:
Polka is the new black. -~hanyougirl711

oct8 2006:
I AM SO EMO I CUT MYSELF WITH SHARDS OF EVANESCENCE CDS -~EthansKittyGirl

0ct13 2006:
Kitty: So I said "Oh fuck it and came"
Kevin: Yet another wonderful statment to take out of context!
&
Cheetahs dont respawn. We learned that the hard way. -Kitty

Oct17 2006
Lets take a road trip to christmas! -me and claudia

Jan3 2007:
Mexico is in south Canada. -Jesse

Jan27 2007:
I may drink and gamble, but i will hit women! -Peter

Feb9 2007:
"I'm like a mushroom, they keep me in the dark and feel be bullshit" -comp apps teacher

Feb14 2007:
"Flirting with DeKay is like digging through the great wall of china with a spoon." -Jesse

march9 2007:
"I wish Legolas was my mom" -Jesse

March12 2007:
"Who jumps off a building to Ricky Martain?"-Jesse
"Its what all the cool kids are doing these days"-Me

March18 2007
"EL TORO LEO!!!! AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYY!!!!" Gazelle

March19 2007:
"Its gonna be fun. Fun Like a pirranha in your pants." -Jesse

June20-somthing 2007:
"I dont wanna shit fishes." -Jesse

June20something 2007:
*lab table consists of me, jesse and like 5 asian kids at summer school"
Me: "man, I feel so unasian."
Asiankid: "It's ok, I dont feel very asian either."

Nov 30 2007:
"I always thought "Ghost Ride the Whip" was about slaves." -William

"Nick! *hits him on the head repeatedly with a water bottle* You're like a shitty cowbell!" -Me
"But I've always been such a good cow bell! D: " -~ThatGuyOnTheStreet

"In soviet russia, cheezburger can has you!" -~ThatGuyOnTheStreet

Dec 13 2007:
"Go slit your wrists. VERTICALLY." -The Fatal Sin [student made film in my horror class]

Jan9 2008:
yukipantz: And why does the majority of the population seem to be Dog people?
nosleepjinx: haha yeah really.
yukipantz: i mean i know we have mickey and donald
nosleepjinx: pete is a fat cat
yukipantz: but like...everyone esle is a dog
yukipantz: he doesnt count
nosleepjinx: lol
yukipantz: he's too fat to count
nosleepjinx: if hes so fat he should count twice
yukipantz: i mean how do you expect him to get passed 10 when he cant see his feet?

Feb 14 2008:
Mom: "remember to set your alarm earlier tonight. And turn your lights out now, I don't want you cranky tomorrow morning."
Me: "Mom, if I'm waking up any time before 9, I will ALWAYS be ornery."
[Nick may be the only one to lol at this. And I'm ok with that.]

Feb 28 2008:
"It's 1 am. Do you know where your clitoris is?"

May 9 2008:
"When I get my belly button piercing I don't want to get a playboy bunny. I want something classy. Like a unicorn." -Jesse

May 15 2008:
"Churros are the shit and it's my birthday I'll explode if I want to." -some kid in my 5th.

July19 2008:
Bennett: "Look, after you see The Dark Knight you'll think Heath Ledger is the sexiest man alive."
*awkward silence*
TJ: "You know there's something horribly wrong with that statement."

August 24 2008:
"waist pack? nice try Urban Outfitters but that's a fanny pack and we all know it." Erin via Twitter.

August 25 2008:
"If I was a boy I'd change my name to something cool.....like Batman." -Nat


September 21 2008:
"Bullet points of that guy's day: Got up, bought a red bull, asked how to open a can, played video games, asked how to play, went to bathroom, asked how to pee, watched this movie, asked questions that are either answered by watching the movie or not being retarded, 10 years from now he will be in an AA meeting asking how to quit drinking." -Erin

Sept 27 2008:
"So if Jesus was a bro..." -Erin

Oct 16 2008:
DeKay: i'm glad that worked out
Lily: yes, we don't want to anger any cereal deities
DeKay: i didn't think my happy toast tshirt was reverent enough

Nov13 2008:
"..and I was like 'On a scale of Danville to the Tenderloin, how ghetto was it?'" -Lily

Dec3 2008:
Gazelle: I think I'ma go take a shower
DeKay: you take that shower to town
Gazelle: OH I'LL TKAE IT
Gazelle: I'LL TAKE IT DOWN TOWN
Gazelle: TO THE BUS STOP
Gazelle: I'LL TAKE IT.
DeKat: TO A NICE LITTLE RESTAURANT BY THE PLAZA
Gazelle: SURE
Gazelle: I'LL TAKE IT THERE
DeKay: THEN TO THE BUS STOP
Gazelle: WE'LL GET SOME CAFE SANDWICHES
DeKay: DELICIOUS

Dec13 2008
VIA TWITTER:
Erin: "although they are sworn to never fully modernize their ways still communicate via modern technology, pirate tweets, "idk my frstmate John?""
Bennett: "Captains twitter: 3 days and still no sign of the merchant vessel. men are starting to leave disparaging comments on the ships blog."

Dec15 2008:
Hanyou: chai nog 8D
DeKay: qua?
Hanyou: chai tea latte with eggnog
Hanyou: sooooooooooooo good
DeKay: thats
DeKay: really strange
Hanyou: no way man
Hanyou: it tastes like christmas

Dec16 2008:
Tom: "i think you can define keanu reeves' career as awesomely terrible movies"

Uuhh 2009:
"tarded is cute on cats but not on people" -Erin

March 21 2009:
"Dude I am WAY Porthos." -Peter

April 28 2009:
Chrisok: I wonder how many kids are just killed walking home from class every year for taking a wrong turn or not paying attention
DeKay: probably a lot. Some wizard stoner hopped up on magic weed would probably step right off when it's switching directions.

May 7 2009:
"Fun fact, apparently your meanness is a mutant power. Like matt's colorblindness" -Christian

Some time in May 2009:
"Tony Hawk built this skateboard in a cave! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS." -Me or Kitty I can't remember

June 27 2009
"we have planned your future young lady and like an indian boy is to become a doctor you are to become part of the "cool kids" with their jagger and their beer bongs" -Erin

October 30 2009
"Explaining to Greg how the day after an intense dance party feels kinda like being hit by a car but, that car was bumpin ur jam & threw candy at you as it sped away so you're not really all that upset about it." -Erin via the twitters

(edit) just gonna keep adding more